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Today, I found my 6 year old daughter upstairs lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving "the carpet a haircut." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35045) - you deserved it (4575)

On 07/27/2014 at 1:51am - kids - by ... (woman) - United States (California)

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I see a future barber

#1 - On 07/27/2014 at 12:52pm by Ian7890

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I've seen kids do things like that haha, just explain to her that carpets don't have grooming needs

#2 - On 07/27/2014 at 12:53pm by ElricMustang

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