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Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was playing with some white-out eraser and got some on her finger. She started crying inconsolably because she thought her entire finger was going to disappear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38877) - you deserved it (4126)

On 07/04/2014 at 3:41pm - kids - by neryc (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Did you play along?

#1 - On 07/04/2014 at 6:48pm by Cortezthe1st

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You should do that trick where your thumb disappears from one hand and say it's already starting to happen to you because you got it on your thumb also.

#3 - On 07/04/2014 at 6:49pm by Bekll

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