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Today, my 6-year-old son spotted a bumper sticker that said, "Get any closer and I'll fart." He thought this was so hilarious that he had to repeat it to everyone he met. Including my doctor, my grandma, and my boss at "bring your kid to work day." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36448) - you deserved it (4803)

On 05/23/2013 at 6:48pm - kids - by Mary (woman) - United States

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Hopefully everyone has a sense of humor

#1 - On 05/24/2013 at 3:10am by SexySlayer1248

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Could have been worse. Nothing says, "This is my kid!" than repeating a racist, sexist, or overly religious bumper sticker.

you got off easy.

#4 - On 05/24/2013 at 3:12am by emmingle

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