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Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

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Kudos to the girl!

#1 - On 10/23/2012 at 6:01am by vanillababy4u69

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Not only would I have clapped too, I would've burst out laughing. Your son had it coming.

#2 - On 10/23/2012 at 6:02am by MURIKKA

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