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Today, I discovered my son, who has recently moved out of our home, eating his dog's food. His excuse? He wanted the new Pokemon game, and "compromises had to be made". FML


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On 10/18/2012 at 4:33am - kids - by anon - Australia

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It's probably healthier than half the crap people eat today.

#2 - On 10/18/2012 at 12:53pm by UncleFreddy

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Perhaps he shouldn't have a dog?? Maybe then he could afford some ramen.

#1 - On 10/18/2012 at 12:52pm by BrandonR1982

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