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Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25607) - you deserved it (9143)

On 10/15/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

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What about a tutor instead of both?

#2 - On 10/15/2012 at 6:02am by jay2121

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She may be giving you a hard time now, but I honestly believe that if you stick it out and teach her that her actions have consequences, she will appreciate it so much more when she is an adult and be better of for it.

#4 - On 10/15/2012 at 6:03am by Valdrek

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