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Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62461) - you deserved it (6322)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

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That child is destined for a lifetime of therapy.

#2 - On 10/11/2012 at 12:50pm by betseyville

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Only in Georgia.

#4 - On 10/11/2012 at 12:51pm by streetriots

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