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Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML

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D'aww. 99.3% of my generation sucks, sorry OP.

#4 - On 08/03/2012 at 11:59pm by makaramiracles

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Should've told her to go fuck herself. And then you should've shoved the phone up her ass. :P

Yeah she's young, I guess, but that doesn't give her the right to treat you like shit. If they don't get taught a lesson, they won't learn.

#5 - On 08/03/2012 at 11:59pm by Hiimhaileypotter

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