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Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided that he and I needed to spend "more quality time" together. His idea? We should start "bonding" by taking a bath together. When I said no, he told me I was being unfair, and that if I really loved him, I'd do it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28674) - you deserved it (2234)

On 08/03/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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What the hell is wrong with him? That's nasty.

#2 - On 08/03/2012 at 9:54am by RaggleFrock

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Just tell him you don't love him and you plan to be his evil stepmother like in "Cinderella".

Then tell him to mop the floor, do the laundry, and wash the dishes. Bibbidee bobbidee boo!

#5 - On 08/03/2012 at 9:56am by DocBastard

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