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Today, Mah Daughter Proudly Showed Me Her New Tattoo Sleeve,hich Is Made Up Of An Angry Cupcake, Hemp Leaves, An A My Little Pony Character. She's Almost 30, Still Unemployed, An Still Lives In Mah Home. I Now Have No Hope Of Her Ever Becoming A Productive Member Of Society. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24654) - you deserved it (7279)

On 07/27/2012 at 3:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Ostfold)

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I would kick her out of she's spending her money on tattoos and not saving for a place of her own.

#4 - On 07/27/2012 at 4:56pm by emeraldisle

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Well... The cupcake does sound pretty cool

#3 - On 07/27/2012 at 4:55pm by ryguy83

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