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Today, my daughter proudly showed me her new tattoo sleeve, which is made up of an angry cupcake, hemp leaves, and a My Little Pony character. She's almost 30, still unemployed, and still lives in my home. I now have no hope of her ever becoming a productive member of society. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24382) - you deserved it (7237)

On 07/27/2012 at 3:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Ostfold)

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I would kick her out of she's spending her money on tattoos and not saving for a place of her own.

#4 - On 07/27/2012 at 4:56pm by emeraldisle

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Well... The cupcake does sound pretty cool

#3 - On 07/27/2012 at 4:55pm by ryguy83

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