Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML
by Anonymous / 07/25/2012 at 6:54am / United States (California) / Kids
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Your son sounds awesome.
#1 - On 07/25/2012 at 12:55pm by stephanyk2
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You didn't give him a sock did you?
#5 - On 07/25/2012 at 12:56pm by luckylea24
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