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Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML

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On 06/24/2012 at 5:45pm - kids - by :( (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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Here come all the weed debates...

#2 - On 06/24/2012 at 7:42pm by nadnerbz

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At least you learned something.

#1 - On 06/24/2012 at 7:41pm by vinnv226

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