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Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML

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On 05/10/2012 at 4:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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What do you expect a 13 yr old to say?

#1 - On 05/10/2012 at 6:33pm by MizzErikaHart

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Kids these days...at least she didn't say it by text :)

#2 - On 05/10/2012 at 6:34pm by starbucksguy

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