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Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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On 04/25/2012 at 4:06pm - kids - by KC (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

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Oh, how enjoyable it is when parents make themselves look like fools. Too bad the laughter and snide remarks have to be made inside.

#2 - On 04/25/2012 at 5:54pm by OhDearBetrayal

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Well thats ironic for a mother to say "son of a bitch"

#3 - On 04/25/2012 at 5:55pm by furfantasies

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