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Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20284) - you deserved it (1431)

On 03/20/2012 at 8:23pm - kids - by LadyJ (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Get the school administration involved - violence points to a larger issue, and that's not something you can deal with alone.

#1 - On 03/21/2012 at 3:42am by MellyBee

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You should have subdued the little terrorist before tending to his victims. He's at least a second-generation bully. Hog-tie the little bastard and make his douchebag mother take him out like yesterday's trash.

#4 - On 03/21/2012 at 3:51am by perdix

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