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Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML

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On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

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thats cute lol !

#1 - On 03/19/2012 at 7:03am by mikezz22

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That's adorable, what's not to love? I'm going to start kissing my ingredients now.

#3 - On 03/19/2012 at 7:06am by justmethough

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