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Today, after finally getting my newborn baby to sleep, I made a sign to put on the door asking people not to knock or ring the bell, since our 3 dogs will bark loudly and wake the baby. When I went to print the sign, my dogs barked like crazy at the sound of the printer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24593) - you deserved it (9006)

On 02/16/2012 at 4:42pm - kids - by TiredMom (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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Why not hand write it?

#15 - On 02/16/2012 at 6:45pm by I_Hug_Cats

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You now have a sign for future use, use it.

#5 - On 02/16/2012 at 6:42pm by toenibbler

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