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Today, I dropped my bag to run after my two year old who had bolted in the parking lot. Once he was in his seat, I got in and drove away. I felt two large thumps as I drove over my own iPad, cellphone and wallet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21717) - you deserved it (9567)

On 02/16/2012 at 1:36pm - kids - by ray - Canada (Alberta)

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Fyl. You did what was best for the kid but at the same time smashed $1000. Let's just be happy it wasn't your baby that got ran over.

#3 - On 02/16/2012 at 4:57pm by jake98899889

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FML is the reason I don't want kids

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