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Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23344) - you deserved it (7845)

On 02/03/2012 at 5:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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Why do I have a feeling children hate you too?

#6 - On 02/03/2012 at 8:06pm by TheSnakeDoctor20

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I don't think I would trust my kids with some random off of Craigslist.. 0.0

#16 - On 02/03/2012 at 8:11pm by LeFailureInLife

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