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Today, I came home from work and went into the bathroom. I saw a poo on the toilet lid, and thinking it was a trick toy that my son had got to trick me, I picked it up. It wasn't a toy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16076) - you deserved it (14424)

On 02/03/2012 at 10:49am - kids - by AvengedSevenX - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

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Shit happens

#1 - On 02/03/2012 at 12:57pm by Boston_4_Life

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haha if it looks like poo, smells like poo, is warm like poo, it's probably poo

#2 - On 02/03/2012 at 12:57pm by hoedang

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