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Today, I arrived home. I'd left for a business trip 5 days earlier, and trusted my husband with our young boys. As soon as I stepped in the door, I noticed my son had thinner hair than when I'd left. He then showed me an empty container of Nair. FML


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On 01/07/2012 at 7:50pm - kids - by ProudMama (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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Child : what's this daddy? (holding nair)

What child heard daddy say *'that's what daddy uses on his head'*

What daddy actually said "that's what daddy uses, so he gets head"

#11 - On 01/08/2012 at 3:31am by rahrah765765

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Maybe you shouldn't leave the nair within the child's reach. Just sayin'...

#3 - On 01/08/2012 at 3:12am by dva976

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