Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2011 at 4:55am / United States / Kids
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Vodka? She could probably sell you for better than that.
#1 - On 12/26/2011 at 9:50am by jibz
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Don't do it. Get at least 4 shots. Pass them around.
#2 - On 12/26/2011 at 9:52am by cduran2011
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