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Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

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On 12/20/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Pimpleeater (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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Thats.....gross

#1 - On 12/20/2011 at 5:56am by MorningGranite

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EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!
I just threw up in my lecture when I read that

#2 - On 12/20/2011 at 5:58am by ajmacrae

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