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Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36935) - you deserved it (3925)

On 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm - kids - by Santa - Canada (Ontario)

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shit happens .

#1 - On 12/12/2011 at 6:34pm by ThaBeasty01

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and of course 5 out of 6 of the first comments have something to do with the word shit.

#6 - On 12/12/2011 at 6:35pm by forthepainx3

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