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Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37945) - you deserved it (6295)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

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Kids have gotten so disrespectful.

#3 - On 12/02/2011 at 10:09am by Sammeh_Higgins

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Seriously Learn the art of the backhand..

#6 - On 12/02/2011 at 10:11am by SolemnlyLove

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