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Today, it's my soon to be 12 year old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25558) - you deserved it (4339)

On 11/30/2011 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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Kids these days. Such ingrates.

#2 - On 11/30/2011 at 6:07pm by marcranger

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Awwww, she does love you, she's just got a one-track mind right now.

I still talk to my daddy that way and I'm turning 23 next month. But I do it specifically to be obnoxious.

#7 - On 11/30/2011 at 6:07pm by wisese

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