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Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40470) - you deserved it (7068)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

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Kill the bitch, thank me later.

#1 - On 11/13/2011 at 6:12am by kaprookie

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For her next lesson, tell her the colour brown is spelt S-H-I-T.

#4 - On 11/13/2011 at 6:14am by Savra

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