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Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11432) - you deserved it (869)

On 10/25/2011 at 2:04pm - kids - by mew - Canada

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