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Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML

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On 10/05/2011 at 11:29am - kids - by Pissed (woman) - Australia

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Just put toilet paper on the seat and take a shower when you get home

#3 - On 10/05/2011 at 12:54pm by MarioDragon

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It's not like I don't understand why people don't want to use public toilets, but wouldn't it be easier to bring some toilet seat covers? Squatters often cause the most mess.

#11 - On 10/05/2011 at 12:56pm by deviable

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