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Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

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On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

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Should've sent them to their rooms.

#1 - On 10/02/2011 at 10:28am by MarvelFF1243

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You send them outside,with just eachother,alone for fighting?Good parenting at it's best.I like how he had access to something to start a fire with aswell.

PERHAPS I'LL POINT OUT IT'S SARCASM
S/HE IS A BAD PARENT QUITE OBVIOUSLY.

#12 - On 10/02/2011 at 10:31am by HideouslyHuman

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