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Today, a five year old that I am babysitting picked up a knife and said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner. Only 5 more hours to go. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23378) - you deserved it (2121)

On 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm - kids - by thatoneguy - United States (Texas)

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For some reason I see that child being a MAJOR pain in the arse when he's older.

Just a hunch.

#1 - On 09/05/2011 at 6:10pm by Showmehowtolive

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Spoiled brat. -_-

#4 - On 09/05/2011 at 6:12pm by julielee509

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