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Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35764) - you deserved it (3457)

On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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I'd report that little shit to his parents. Don't let him boss you around or else more and more kids will follow and you'll be miserable. Stand up for yourself!

#1 - On 08/30/2011 at 2:37am by Buttsexpirate

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Is it me, or are children getting less and less respectful at a sickeningly fast rate?

#5 - On 08/30/2011 at 2:40am by Mirorbo

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