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Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

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On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

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Rewrite some of it to freak her out

#3 - On 08/27/2011 at 12:56am by limeyemilyy

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Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...

#4 - On 08/27/2011 at 12:56am by zcheema17

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