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Today, my kids decided putting laxatives in my coffee would loosen me up and calm my nerves. I have a 3 hour long meeting soon. FML


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On 08/01/2011 at 4:05pm - kids - by burn - United States (Florida)

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Just let it all out during the meeting. They like it when people express themselves.

#6 - On 08/01/2011 at 5:02pm by saIty

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Put lax in their food next time you make them dinner.

#5 - On 08/01/2011 at 5:02pm by mrfunbun01

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