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Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML

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On 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

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Kids learn from their parents you know...

#2 - On 07/30/2011 at 12:20am by hannahtaskey

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you should have told him to swallow it! if he chocked than you can tell him "and that is why you don't swallow grapes"

#4 - On 07/30/2011 at 12:20am by pwincessa23

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