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Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21610) - you deserved it (5984)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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Do you want a treat?

#3 - On 07/19/2011 at 6:03pm by aj91498

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You're like his bitch.

#8 - On 07/19/2011 at 6:04pm by mk58

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