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Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML

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I say let the little bastard drink.

#1 - On 07/19/2011 at 3:13am by mrmystery96

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When someones choking you make them drink?

#2 - On 07/19/2011 at 3:13am by Jay1D

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