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Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38033) - you deserved it (5689)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States

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be careful when she steps outside—she might start to sparkle.

#3 - On 07/18/2011 at 1:11pm by holagurl15

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that's what twilight will do to you! it's awful really...

#4 - On 07/18/2011 at 1:11pm by mmccombs13

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