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Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14773) - you deserved it (69192)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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birth control dumbass!

#1 - On 07/07/2011 at 10:08am by davehorn

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If you don't know how to have protected sex, you're too young to be having sex.

#8 - On 07/07/2011 at 10:10am by Nico_Belic

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