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Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

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On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

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It's stories like that that make me really glad that when I was a kid, my parents taught me to say "bathroom" instead of "potty."

#4 - On 03/07/2009 at 7:39pm by Emily84

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#3 is dead on... did you REALLY think a 4 year old was telling you he wanted to go party?

#5 - On 03/09/2009 at 11:52pm by ThorsSon

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