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Today, I asked my daughter what time it was. She stared at the clock for several seconds before muttering, "I don't know". She's 14 years old and on the honour roll, and yet she can't tell the time on an analogue clock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20899) - you deserved it (8450)

On 07/01/2011 at 7:12pm - kids - by sadmother (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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haha dumbass

#1 - On 07/01/2011 at 11:51pm by hunterhound

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time to switch to digital clocks

#4 - On 07/01/2011 at 11:51pm by chipnchips

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