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Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7784) - you deserved it (16809)

On 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm - kids - by Mommy - United States (Oregon)

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Fuckin' Asshole?

#1 - On 06/26/2011 at 6:34pm by JustinThunder

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a 1 yr old can say chicken in the hole huh..

#5 - On 06/26/2011 at 6:35pm by DarkHelmet

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