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Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

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On 06/22/2011 at 2:37pm - kids - by my ears are dying - United States

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Your eardrums are scarred for life.

#1 - On 06/22/2011 at 6:11pm by mk58

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what an unfortunate choice of song. fyl

#2 - On 06/22/2011 at 6:11pm by peachesbeach

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