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Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34472) - you deserved it (7990)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)

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Someone's read about trolls a bit too much

#1 - On 06/15/2011 at 4:08pm by WCARlover

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Ambitious much? Don't worry, 12-years olds think they're simply amazing, and he probably thought it was hilarious.

#6 - On 06/15/2011 at 4:09pm by kikibrowm

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