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Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32703) - you deserved it (4801)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:08am - kids - by mk (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Wait 'til she finds out about Santa.

#5 - On 06/14/2011 at 5:46am by Beebow

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Well, was she close to her Grandma?
Maybe you need to teach her what her priorities are.

#1 - On 06/14/2011 at 5:42am by rachii

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