By Greig - 22/05/2011 12:18 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML
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dollars2doughnut 0

I don't know whether to feel pity or laugh in this case..

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juicedboi 7

Should have said no, I'm the guy u slept with at that party a few months ago. By the way get yourself checked out. Then walk away

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dollars2doughnut 0

I don't know whether to feel pity or laugh in this case..

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MissMittens 0

Allen is soooooo cute!!!!!

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juicedboi 7

Should have said no, I'm the guy u slept with at that party a few months ago. By the way get yourself checked out. Then walk away

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CateXOX 0

17- The neighbor is 12 years old.

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juicedboi 7

haha my mistake. Failed to read that part. Well let the flaming of my comment begin. But i shall change the solution to.. tell her you are.. nope I got nothing. sorry

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slayer447 17

20 - they have lived next to each other for 12 years, she's not 12 years old.

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rockyraccoon28 8

20- the FML doesn't say the age of the neighbor. it says "neighbor of twelve years", that means that they have been neighbors for twelve years. not that the neighbor is twelve.

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CateXOX 0

23- Sorry, I guess that was a fail on my part. Apologies, 22.

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juicedboi 7

In that case let pretend this never happened and go out for deep fried ice cream. who's with me?

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GuessWhatKids 13

is something you're unfamiliar with.

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EvilPotato 14

There is NO dorks on Two and A Half men!

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iSitt 0

tell her you know Charlie sheen and Ashton

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AlEX928 0

Eh..Could've been worse.

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syki 22

She could have thought you looked like the half-man... or the coked-out psycho. So, cheers. 8)

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

yeah or she coulda said he looked like the gay guy from Glee, that woulda been hilarious :P

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futtbuck101 1

Sheen isn't dorky, he's just...a crackhead

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unvmesucka 0

Bi-losing! Sheen isn't the dorky one. Atleast you look like someone who is rich and famous.

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cumverg 0

I'm pretty sure he was talking about Jon Cryer

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eatmyshortssss1 8

lemme smang it

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AvikC818 8

He's not talking about Charlie Sheen you ********

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ambowew 7

You love to party? What's not to love?

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okaydisarray 17

OP was being compared to Jon Cryer not Charlie Sheen. JSYK.

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armorf0r 7

some people are just idiots. don't get mad just cause one person doesn't remember you.

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cwmbear 0

Who are you again?

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txgirl2013 14

You should have came back with something witty.

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frolick123 0

aaaah and u look like the house cleaner

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stephmariee17 0

wtf? I'm pretty sure most people have neighbors. how does he deserve it for having a neighbor?

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

I don't have neighbors, I killed them all and buried them under my basement

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emodude44 0

Dear FML community. Don't feed the trolls.

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gbdcw 0

Well stop looking like john cryer i Think that's how you spell his last name.

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