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Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32072) - you deserved it (9439)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

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Chuck Norris is the answer to everything.

#1 - On 05/17/2011 at 10:01am by borntoperform

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If there is one thing I have learned in life, it is that Chuck Norris is ALWAYS the answer.

#2 - On 05/17/2011 at 10:03am by iAmScrubs

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