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Today, I realized my 3 year old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year old father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27424) - you deserved it (5776)

On 05/15/2011 at 11:40pm - kids - by blewidstepr (woman) -

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I'm on the toilet.

#1 - On 05/16/2011 at 3:06am by xGabri3L

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that's cause your 3 year old has 2 inches to aim versus however much distance your husband has to aim

#3 - On 05/16/2011 at 3:07am by kicker33663

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