Today, I was at my 3 year-old niece's birthday party. I was swinging on their swing set when she walked directly into my path. I tried to jump off the swing, but I could not stop myself in time. I ended up kicking her in the face and giving her a black eye. Happy birthday! FML

by BrandNewKadillak / 04/29/2009 at 8:14pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

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  • 2, its not evil if she couldnt control it.

    baby kickers ftw.
    how far did she fly!??! 0_o

    #4 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:34am by shawnarawwwrr

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  • This is why Chuck Norris shouldn't be invited to parties...

    #3 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:27am by DCS1138

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