Kids: Sorry kiddo

Sorry kiddo

By BrandNewKadillak - 30/04/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was at my 3 year-old niece's birthday party. I was swinging on their swing set when she walked directly into my path. I tried to jump off the swing, but I could not stop myself in time. I ended up kicking her in the face and giving her a black eye. Happy birthday! FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML

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By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my niece and let her watch cartoons on YouTube while I cooked dinner. She screamed as I was cutting up carrots and I cut myself. She had turned on an episode of Happy Tree Friends and was now crying and wouldn't stop. My brother thumped me for not watching her. I now have a cut hand and black eye. FML

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By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By jazz - 22/01/2010 08:11 - France

Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

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By Stan - 29/08/2011 21:19 - United States

Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML

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By badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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By BeatenUpPup - 18/05/2009 12:22 - Canada

Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML

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shawnarawwwrr 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:34

2, its not evil if she couldnt control it. baby kickers ftw. how far did she fly!??! 0_o

DCS1138 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

This is why Chuck Norris shouldn't be invited to parties...

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livelife 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:26

oh shit, i would have been super salty if i were her. haha but yeah i guess it wasnt your fault

elmo6 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 13:55

its a fml cuz proubly he feels bad nd ppl are mad at him

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

Mistakes happen, but that's still evil.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Sunday 9 January 2011 7:55

it's the kids fault. even a kid that young has the common sense not to stand in front of a swing like that and not to mention that their parents are always reminding them.

jamieleigh_315 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 21:13

77 your retarded she's 3 not 10 not every1 that little knows not 2 go in front of pple swinging

vitjoey4 14

Wednesday 24 February 2016 23:14

Not with your education maybe, but other then that 3 is old enough to walk and talk and have complex cognitive brain functions, so therefore she should be able to think that a heavy fast moving object would hurt her

DCS1138 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

This is why Chuck Norris shouldn't be invited to parties...

shawnarawwwrr 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:34

2, its not evil if she couldnt control it. baby kickers ftw. how far did she fly!??! 0_o

Allison_H 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 21:41

LOL.

mf_fml 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:40

reminds me of my friend's birthday parties... her mom handed-out poppers, and since i wasn't feeling the party, i went off away from all the other kids and let my popper go off. right as soon as i did, this kid whizzed past me and it got him right in the face ("that's what she said"). total fml moment. so i can kinda feel ya on this one.

haxromana 2

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:43

Well, she won't do that again. Operant conditioning at its finest. You'll all laugh about it when she's older. "Sweetie, do you remember that time that aunt [Name] kicked you in the face? Good times."

Jimboom 11

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:50

Ha ha! She deserved for not looking where she was going. The person swinging has little/no control over where they are going. The person walking in front of the swing set does.

Luckycookie 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:58

today, i turned 3. i got kicked in the face and got a black eye. FML.

CokokoLa 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 17:16

why the hell would there be a three year old on FML? wtf

AFloppyWetWhale 6

Thursday 20 September 2012 12:40

79 - it's a joke stfu

TheLab 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 10:02

Haha that's how some kids learn

Kitiara521 24

Thursday 30 April 2009 10:05

I did that once, too... 'cept I didn't feel so bad 'cause I was on the school yard swing set, I was nine, and my mother had been telling him not to walk so close to the swing set 'cause he could get hurt... and his mother should've been watching him instead of... whatever else she was doing. At least you don't have to worry about doing *that* anymore, though. Kids learn fast with stuff like that.