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Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22938) - you deserved it (1778)

On 01/07/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by carrottop - Australia (Victoria)

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