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Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30367) - you deserved it (2594)

On 01/07/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by carrottop - Australia (Victoria)

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she deserves severe punishment

#1 - On 01/07/2011 at 1:13pm by Eorlas

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Spray her in the face with it to teach her that it's not meant for living things. Or, make her eat one of the dead fish so she'll realize they aren't lemony.

#2 - On 01/07/2011 at 1:17pm by knibbsy

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